toxicnebulae:

*applies mascara to leg hair* yes, much more definition and volume

(Source: gothhabiba, via fuckyeahsexanddrugs)

redbonealien:

God made me unphotogenic to keep me humble and i respect that

(via falsenoir)

uglysnacc:

you might like getting choked but sea turtles don’t so keep your FUCKIN plastic out of the ocean.

(via theanswercomes)

astrodickology:

I want to suck his dick so bad

(via favoritelatina)

meanassmentality:

I’m a sucker for affection and someone who can’t keep their hands off of me

(via its-letsmakeout)

star-eaters:

There’s a little girl in my head & she screams “unloved! unloved! unloved!” every moment of my life

(via kimdracula666)

itsseamus:

me: *comes out of room*

parents: oh! lord have mercy! she came out of her cave!

me:

(via the-absolute-best-posts)

thepersonalquotes:

(Source: thepersonalquotes)

yeahponcho:

schlappy

kevingetem:

when shorty don’t feel appreciated, she gon start moving differently

(via perfectinmyownperfectway)